Handicap Hater

I'm probably going to get a lot of flak for this, but I need to get this off my chest.

I absolutely despise the handicap kid in my geography class. There, I said it. Whew, the relief to finally let it out. I know, there is probably a circle of hell that is especially reserved for people who hate on the disabled but I can't help it, I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

Fig. 1 Not Shown is the 10th Circle: Handicap Haters

If it helps, this guy is not mentally handicapped, just physically. So it's not totally horrible of me... Right?

I consider myself a pretty patient person. It usually takes a lot for someone to bother me. However, this guy manages to push every button it takes to annoy the crap out of me. Actually, "push every button" is putting it lightly. He "continually mashes every button over and over like a kid losing at Street Fighter" is better way to describe it.

Fig. 2 Button mashing works

Here is a list of reasons/justifications to hate this kid's guts:

1. He is constantly kissing ass- The kid won't shut up with the compliments to the professor. Yes, she did a good job of explaining a few concepts and it's nice that she encourages discussion during lecture, but I think she does not need to be constantly reminded of it. Especially not to the point where it actually interrupts the lectures.
2. He is constantly bringing up irrelevant points- While the professor was explaining the concept of how space can influence culture, he went on a tangent about geometry and three-dimensional space. He stopped the class for 15 minutes. This is something he does at least two or three times every lecture.
3. He is constantly interrupting other people while they are speaking- He even interrupts the professor and raises his voice over her. I think the professor is ready to throw him out of class, but is afraid he'll play the handicap-card on her.
4. He is constantly playing the handicap-card- Depending on the disability, I'm not going to treat a disabled person any differently than I would a normal person. If you're mentally competent, why should I talk to you like I would talk to a child?
5. His aide is constantly dressing in really gross, tight-fighting clothes- I actually can't really hate him for this one, I don't think it's his fault or that he has any control over what his aide chooses to wear. She is a bigger woman, and for some reason she wears tights that show everything. EVERYTHING. The woman is clearly in her forties, but chooses to dress like a 19-year-old. It is gross, and I can't help but feel that if it wasn't for the handicap kid, I wouldn't have to be subjected to yucky, old camel toe every Tuesday and Thursday morning.

Fig. 3 Old camel toe

As I review my reasons for disliking this guy, I'm beginning to wonder... What if this guy IS mentally disabled? CRAP. I'm totally going to Hell.