What I've currently been devoting my time to

I know, I know, it's been almost a gazillion years since I've last updated. I'll get better, I promise.

So here are my two lame excuses as to why I've been so busy.


Lame excuse #1: I'm taking Organic Chemistry.

Usually, I can breeze through my classes with little trouble. Before organic chemistry, I honestly thought I was a genius. Seriously. I thought I was some kind of chemistry prodigy. But apparently, in order to pass organic chemistry, I'm going to have to do a little more than flash cards. So if I'm not sleeping or eating or working, I'm usually doing organic chemistry, or my lame excuse #2.

Lame excuse #2: I've been compiling a list of witty one-liners to use in case I ever get into a fight with somebody and I win. Example: If I punched someone out and they fell into an ice chest, the appropriate thing to say would be, "You just got iced." You can find cheesy one-liners like this in a lot of the 80's and early 90's action movies. Below are some of my favorites:

- Lethal Weapon 2: Danny Glover shoots a guy with a nail gun and says, "you got nailed."

- Die Hard: Bruce Willis shoots a guy and says "Yippe Ki yay, mother********"

-True Lies: Arnold Schwarzenegger fires a missile with a terrorist hanging on it and says, "You're fired."

This may seem like an easy list to make, however there are many situations I could fight someone and win, but not be able to come up with a great witty one-liner. For example, what if I punched someone and I knock them out and they fall into a hole. What does one say for that? "You got holed?"

Actually, the appropriate would be, "Hole in one." But what if I wasn't able to think of something like that quick enough? There is only a small window of opportunity. If I say my witty one-liner too late, then I'll risk looking retarded and may become the loser of the fight even though I bested the other guy physically.

So those are my excuses. Hopefully I'll be able to update more often in the coming days.