Something that has been bothering me

This has been irking me for quite some time now. Usually, it takes a lot to get under my skin. However, congratulations to this guy. This man has succeeded in something very few can do.

I am talking about the Shamwow Man.

Every time I see his commercial I just get the unbelievable urge to destroy something. He's got this whole cocky persona/Jersey tough guy thing going on, and it doesn't make me want to buy a shammy. If I did buy a shammy, it would be only to wet it, then twist it up and whip him in the face with it.